Our complaints department

this page is for information regarding the system of how our complaints are handled, as well as information for how to submit a complaint. 

our complaints department contains 2 highly trained employees, jared and a paper shredder. here, Jared and the paper shredder work hard to heal with all of your requests. the below shows how your request is processed, and dealt with. 

first, we receive complaints that are mailed into our PO box. these complaints are then transferred to the facility to be processed VIA our mail pick-up system. here, Jared sorts these mailed in complaints with care, ensuring to un-package them and separate the envelopes, then all of the complaints are collected into one place. here, these are then dunked in a vat of water for 24 hours. after the 24 hours are complete, these are then placed into an aerated water tank that rips apart the paper until it is turned into granulated fiber. the water in this tank also has chemicals put in it in order to strip away the ink. this water is then drained out so the fibers of the paper can be collected. this is then taken from that container into a dryer, where the paper particles are circulated around in a chamber with continuously flowing hot air. after the drying is complete, the dried particles are put into a press screen with water. Jared then uses the paper particles to press into a fine-grain sheet of paper. after this, the manufactured sheets are thoroughly bleached, re-pressed, and then finalized in order to create a piece of standard printer paper comparable to that of which you would find in an office depot. then, the paper is distributed to our other sub-facilities where it can actually be used for something useful. your feedback is highly appreciated.